Dirty jokes - More Jokes

Home | Most Visited Jokes Add Joke | Top Rated Jokes # A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


Dirty jokes
Categor More Jokes
Total Hits 4
Rating
Total Comments 0
The Joke
Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing

home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies
pulled
out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and
continued
smoking.

The lady asked, "What's that?"

"A
condom," the other lady responded. "This way my cigarette
doesn't
get wet."

"Where did you get it?" the other lady asked.


"You can get them at any drugstore."

The next day, the first
lady hobbled herself down to the local
drugstore and announced to
the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The
guy looked at her
kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years
of age), but
politely asks what brand she prefers.

"It doesn't matter as long
as it fits a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted.
Rate this joke
Send this joke to your friends
Your Name :     :
Friend #1 email :
Friend #2 email :
Friend #3 email :
Friend #4 email :
Friend #5 email :
Leave your comment for this joke
Your Name *:
Email Add *: 
Website        :

Enter your comment
 
Enter the image below :

Comments for this joke
Watch Funny Videos

Joke categories

  • Animal Jokes
  • Animal World
  • April Fools Jokes
  • At Work
  • Aviation Jokes
  • Bar Jokes
  • Blonde Jokes
  • Blondes
  • Business Jokes
  • Camping Jokes
  • Celebrities
  • Children Jokes
  • Christmas Jokes
  • Clean Jokes
  • Comedian Jokes
  • Common Jokes
  • Computer Jokes
  • Computers
  • Computing Jokes
  • Dirty Jokes
  • Doctor Jokes
  • Drunks
  • Dumb Jokes
  • Elderly
  • Elderly Jokes
  • Ethnic Jokes
  • Ethnical Jokes
  • Farming Jokes
  • Festival Jokes
  • Food Jokes
  • Foreigners Jokes
  • Free Jokes
  • Funny Jokes
  • Gender Jokes
  • Golf Jokes
  • Instrument Jokes
  • Irish Jokes
  • Job/Office Jokes
  • Kids Jokes
  • Language Jokes
  • Lawyer Jokes
  • Legal Jokes
  • Marriage Jokes
  • Medicine
  • Men
  • Men Jokes
  • Military Jokes
  • Miscellaneous Jokes
  • Mixed Jokes
  • Mom/Dad Jokes
  • Other Jokes
  • Ouch
  • Police Jokes
  • Political Jokes
  • Politics
  • Practical Jokes
  • Real Jokes
  • Red Indian Jokes
  • Redneck Jokes
  • Relationships
  • Religion
  • School
  • Science
  • Situations
  • Sport Jokes
  • Sports
  • Stats/Math Jokes
  • Travel
  • Travel Jokes
  • War
  • Women
  • Women Jokes
  • Yo Mama Jokes
  • More Jokes
  • Copyright © funnyjokesmania.com