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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start! ...

What do a lawyer and sperm have in common? They both have a one in a million chance of being human. ...

A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill two large pillowcases with money thinking he could pick them up on his way to heaven. Several weeks after his funeral the widow found two pillowcases full of cash in the attic. “The old fool,” she thought, “I knew I should have left them ...

One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver’’s side door with him standing right there. “NOOO!” he screamed, because he knew that no ...

‘Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. “My name is Billy. What’’s yours?” asked the first boy. “Tommy,” replied the second. “My Daddy’’s an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?” asked Billy. Tommy replied, “My Daddy’’s a lawyer.” “Honest?” asked Billy. “No, just the regular kind”, ...

A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does this bar serve lawyers?” “Of course we do,” replied the bartender. “Great,” said the man, “I”d like a beer… and give me a lawyer for my gator.” ...

Whats the differance between a camera and a sock??? A camera takes photos and a sock takes 5 toes… ...

A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he sees Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, “You Chinese peopleb ombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here.” The astonished Chinese ...

An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison for bank robbery. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament. Shortly, he received this reply,”For HEAVEN”S SAKE Dad, don”t dig up ...

Why isn”t Mexico in the olympics?… Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint are already over the Border.. ...