A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he”s doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: “I”ve heard enough of your stupid ...
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drink. So she puts some more change in and pushed another button and out comes a drink. She keeps putting change in and pushing buttons and getting drinks. Here comes a man and asks ...
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury dough boy with a blonde?? a whiney bitch with a yeast infection ...
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. They are all on a plane having a good time. All of the sudden the pilot comes over the speaker and tells them that they have run out of fuel so they must jump. They all start freaking out and they don’t know what to ...
Q. What do you call a pimple on a blonde’s ass? A. A brain tumor. ...
A blond and a brunette jump off a cliff. Guess which one hits the ground first? The brunette. The blond had to stop for directions ...