The Office Christmas Party
The Office Christmas Party What I don ‘t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day! – Phyllis Diller ...
Archive for March, 2009
Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas! – Johnny Carson ...
Homemade Bargain Gift
Here ‘s a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick and mail it out as a fruitcake! – Julie Brown. ...
Love, Santa
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, ...
Some more blonde Q & A’s
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone. Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant. Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down. Q: What do ...
Blonde kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “I”ve kidnapped you.” She then wrote a note saying, “I”ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, ...
Blonde Q and A’s
Q: What”s a blonde”s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? A: She turned it over and used the other side. Q: How do you change a blonde”s mind? A: Blow in her ear. Q: ...
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on an island. One day they found a genie and he said he would grant them three wishes.All three of them agreed that each of them would get one wish each. The brunette said, “I wish I was home in my bed ...
Blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde? A:Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won”t follow you around for a week. ...
Blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A1: You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball. A2: You can”t fit the blonde in the bowling ball. A3: There is no difference. They”re both round and have three holes to poke. A4: You don”t eat your bowling ball. ...