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Commissioned by
a zoo to bring them some
baboons, the big game hunter devised a novel
scheme to trap them -
his only requirements being a sack, a gun, and a
particularly
vicious and bad tempered dog. Once in the jungle he
explained to his
assistant, "I'll climb this tree and shake the branches; if
there are
any baboons up there, they will fall to the ground - and the
dogs
will bite their tail and immobilise them so that you can pick them
up quite safely and put them in the sack." "But what do I need the
gun for?" asked the assisant. "If I should fall out of the tree by
mistake, shoot the dog." |
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