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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Children jokes - 16491
- A certain little girl, when asked
her
name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mo...Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 2 |
Children jokes - 19106
- A little boy opened the big and old family
Bible with fascination, he looked at the old pages as...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 3 |
Children jokes - 19107
- On the way to
preschool, the doctor had
left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her
little g...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 4 |
Children jokes - 19108
- A mother was teaching her
3-year-old the
Lord's prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she
re...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 5 |
Children jokes - 19109
- A precious little girl walks
into a pet
shop and asks in the sweetest
little lisp, "Excuthe me...Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 6 |
Children jokes - 19110
- On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten
teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The flor...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 7 |
Children jokes - 19111
- A man is walking down the street one day when
he notices a very small boy trying to press a door...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 8 |
Children jokes - 19112
- Little Johnny came home from school
with
a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having t...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 9 |
Children jokes - 19113
- A little girl was playing in the garden when
she
spied two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are ...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 10 |
Children jokes - 19114
- Tyler was
excited about his first day at
school. So excited in fact, that only a few
minutes a...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 11 |
Children jokes - 19115
- Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond
of fish. She was also
rather deaf, which was great...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 12 |
Children jokes - 19116
- Why was the lightning bug unhappy?
Because
her children were not very bright....Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 13 |
Children jokes - 19117
- Why was the mother flea
feeling down in
the dumps?
Because she thought her children were all g...Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 14 |
Children jokes - 19118
- "What
were you before you came to school,
boys and girls?" asked the teacher,
hoping that some...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 15 |
Children jokes - 19119
- Boy: Grandma, do you know how to
croak.
Grandma: No, I don't think so. Why? Boy: Because Daddy s...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 16 |
Children jokes - 19120
- Mother: Did you get a good place in the
geography test?
Fred: Yes, Mum, I sat next to the cleve...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 17 |
Children jokes - 19121
- Fred: Where does the new kid come from?
Harry: Alaska.
Fred: Don't bother - I'll ask her mysel...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 18 |
Children jokes - 19122
- A naughty child was
irritating all the
passengers on the flight from London to New York. At last...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 19 |
Children jokes - 19123
- I had a funny dream last night, Mom.
Did
you?
I dreamed I was awake, but when I woke up I foun...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 20 |
Children jokes - 19124
- Young
Vestal was walking in his Florida
backyard when an alligator bit him.
"Mama!" yelled t...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 21 |
Children jokes - 19125
- An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to
her parents that
Billy Brown had kissed her after cl...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 22 |
Children jokes - 19126
- A little kid is sitting on a park bench
eating
abag of chocolates an old man walking by stops to...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 23 |
Children jokes - 19127
- Did
you hear about the boy who wanted to
run away to the circus ?
He ended up in a flea circus ...Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 24 |
Children jokes - 19128
- What's the matter son?
The boy next door
said I look just like you?
What did you say?
Nothing h...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 25 |
Children jokes - 19129
- A little boy came downstairs crying
late
one night. ' What's wrong ?' asked his mother. Do peopl...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |