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1	Dead and dying jokes - 19772 - "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. " 'Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in ...Read the whole joke	4
2	Dead and dying jokes - 19773 - Doctor, doctor, I'm at death's door! Don't worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you ...Read the whole joke	4
3	Dead and dying jokes - 19774 - What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits....Read the whole joke	4
4	Dead and dying jokes - 19775 - How do you make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eye...Read the whole joke	4
5	Dead and dying jokes - 19776 - My brother's a professional boxer. Heavyweight ? No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to d...Read the whole joke	4
6	Dead and dying jokes - 19777 - A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. 'I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of min...Read the whole joke	4
7	Dead and dying jokes - 19778 - If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is...Read the whole joke	4
8	Dead and dying jokes - 19779 - Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful...Read the whole joke	4
9	Dead and dying jokes - 19780 - I've been e-mailing William Shakespeare. William Shakespeare's dead, silly. No wonder he hasn't ...Read the whole joke	4
10	Dead and dying jokes - 19781 - What is the last thing you eat before you die? You bite the dust....Read the whole joke	4
11	Dead and dying jokes - 19782 - What did the little kid do with the dead battery? He buried it....Read the whole joke	4
12	Dead and dying jokes - 19783 - What is posthumous work ? Something written by someone after they are dead !...Read the whole joke	4
13	Dead and dying jokes - 19784 - Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ? Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicke...Read the whole joke	7
14	Dead and dying jokes - 19785 - When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ? Rust in pea...Read the whole joke	6
15	Dead and dying jokes - 19786 - Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ? Because he was dead !...Read the whole joke	4
16	Dead and dying jokes - 19787 - What are you doing? I'm trying to call Washington! Oh, haven't you heard? He's dead!...Read the whole joke	4
17	Dead and dying jokes - 19788 - Waiter, there's a fly in my soup ! Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them !...Read the whole joke	4
18	Dead and dying jokes - 19789 - Q: What is the definition of Death? A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly....Read the whole joke	4
19	Dead and dying jokes - 19790 - Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and...Read the whole joke	4
20	Dead and dying jokes - 19791 - There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey...Read the whole joke	4
21	Dead and dying jokes - 19792 - A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the stre...Read the whole joke	4
22	Dead and dying jokes - 19793 - "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir," the ne...Read the whole joke	4
23	Dead and dying jokes - 19794 - A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, "Have you got any books about committing ...Read the whole joke	4
24	Dead and dying jokes - 19795 - Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead ?, I didn't even know he was sick !...Read the whole joke	4
25	Dead and dying jokes - 19796 - A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing...Read the whole joke	4