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Military jokes - 23534
- An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked
the
Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.
The CO s...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 |
Military jokes - 23535
- The General went out to find that none of his
G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heav...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 |
Military jokes - 23536
- The chief of staff of the US Air
Force
decided that he would personally intervene in the recruit...Read the whole joke |
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| 4 |
Military jokes - 23537
- Two men were boasting to each other about
their
old army days.
"Why, my outfit was so well dr...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 |
Military jokes - 23538
- Following some duty overseas, the officers
at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and da...Read the whole joke |
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| 6 |
Military jokes - 23539
- A sailor in the Navy who had been at
sea
for a long time was anxious to be reunited with his gir...Read the whole joke |
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| 7 |
Military jokes - 23540
- During a visit to a military medical clinic,
I was sent to the lab to have blood drawn. The tech...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 8 |
Military jokes - 23541
- The first
woman recruit in the Army
reported for duty and was told that although her
quarters ...Read the whole joke |
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| 9 |
Military jokes - 23542
- This Marine drill instructor, completely
frazzled by the ineptitude of his recruits, burst into ...Read the whole joke |
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| 10 |
Military jokes - 23543
- The Pentagon once did a study on why so many
American Servicemen marry
women in the countries wh...Read the whole joke |
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| 11 |
Military jokes - 23544
- Having passed
the enlistment physical,
Jon was asked by the doctor, "Why do you want
to join t...Read the whole joke |
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| 12 |
Military jokes - 23545
- The Army Airborne major was used to
harassment from Air Force fliers about crazy Army paratroope...Read the whole joke |
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| 13 |
Military jokes - 23546
- Why did the
army send so many women with
PMS to the Persian Gulf?
They fought like animals and ...Read the whole joke |
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| 14 |
Military jokes - 23547
- We have women
in the military, but they
don't put us in the front lines. They don't
know if we...Read the whole joke |
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| 15 |
Military jokes - 23548
- Seems there was a
young soldier, who,
just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't
hav...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 16 |
Military jokes - 23549
- - How many Iraqis does it take to launch a
Scud missile?
- Two. One to launch it, one to watch ...Read the whole joke |
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| 17 |
Military jokes - 23550
- - How many Russians does it take to screw in
a light bulb?
- That is a military secret. If I to...Read the whole joke |
1 |
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| 18 |
Military jokes - 23551
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How many survivors of nuclear war does
it take to screw in a light bulb?
- None. People that ...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 19 |
Military jokes - 23552
- Paddy 'n'
Mick join the army, and are
put on street patrol in a city with a
military curfew. T...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 20 |
Military jokes - 23553
- A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the
shower, and
realized that his clothes were missing. And...Read the whole joke |
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| 21 |
Military jokes - 23554
- At Parris Island, a sergeant was teaching a
private to
throw a grenade at a pracitice training c...Read the whole joke |
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| 22 |
Military jokes - 23555
- - What do you think about the coming battle,
General?
- God knows it will be lost.
- Then ...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 23 |
Military jokes - 23556
- A patrol of allied soldiers were in a
ruined city during World War Two. They are bragging and jo...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 24 |
Military jokes - 23557
- A warrant officer was crossing a road one-day
when a frog called
out to him and said, "If you ki...Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 25 |
Military jokes - 23558
- A
trooper asks a sergeant:
- Is it
true that man descended from a monkey?
- Yes, troopers ...Read the whole joke |
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