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1	A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit... - A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's ...Read the whole joke	16
2	A catholic lithany - A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New York City.He lies dying on the sidewalk as a cro...Read the whole joke	16
3	A crowd had gathered around a whore and... - A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus stepped in front of her a...Read the whole joke	20
4	A dangerous animal - The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the p...Read the whole joke	18
5	A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when... - A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full of beautiful blondes and...Read the whole joke	17
6	A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began... - A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be muchin the news, Mrs. Moskowitz said to...Read the whole joke	16
7	A fine sermon - A man finally goes with his wife to church. The man was so impressedwith the preacher's sermon he s...Read the whole joke	17
8	A Friend's Prayer - A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you...Read the whole joke	17
9	A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg... - A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night at a fashionable re...Read the whole joke	14
10	A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident... - A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in line to see St. Peter at the P...Read the whole joke	13
11	A little sports match - "...And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We'll be right back...Read the whole joke	14
12	A Lutheran minister is driving down... - A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he's stopped in Connecticu...Read the whole joke	21
13	A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi... - A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot from the lake shore. Th...Read the whole joke	19
14	A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items... - A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register he saw a display of c...Read the whole joke	20
15	A man was driving from New York to San Francisco... - A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far asCleveland, when he realized he wa...Read the whole joke	16
16	A man was leaving church one day... - A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door (as he always is) to shake han...Read the whole joke	20
17	A minister was asked by a politician... - A minister was asked by a politician,"Name something the government can do to help the church."The m...Read the whole joke	22
18	A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her... - A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession: "Today I enjoyed the pleasures...Read the whole joke	15
19	A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday... - A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail he turned a corner ...Read the whole joke	14
20	A preacher was completing a temperance sermon... - A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer...Read the whole joke	18
21	A priest and a lawyer are walking down... - A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy eating an ice cream. The priest...Read the whole joke	16
22	A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue... - A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from each other. Since their...Read the whole joke	13
23	A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock... - A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the beginning of the service. His...Read the whole joke	13
24	A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train... - A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans over and asks, "So how hig...Read the whole joke	15
25	A stupid dog - While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie, wa...Read the whole joke	21