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1 The absolved
- There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was totally destroyed. T...Read the whole joke
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2 The ages of man
- God created the mule, and told him, 'you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk to dawn, carrying...Read the whole joke
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3 The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher...
- The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two masked men bur...Read the whole joke
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4 The girl knelt in the confessional and said...
- The girl knelt in the confessional and said,"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What is it, child...Read the whole joke
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5 The Hat
- The Hat An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat. Instead of buying...Read the whole joke
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6 The local priest came across Paddy who had...
- The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern."Paddy," he said, " I'm a...Read the whole joke
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7 The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon...
- The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he noticed a young woman in ...Read the whole joke
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8 The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with...
- The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she asked them what...Read the whole joke
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9 The Naming of Jesus
- The Naming of JesusA group of biblical scholars were involved in a heated discussion about how Jesus...Read the whole joke
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10 The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning...
- The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after leaving his wife i...Read the whole joke
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11 The only true religion
- One day God called the Pope, and he said "John Paul I have good news and bad news. First the good ne...Read the whole joke
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12 The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals...
- The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled at the Vatican, he takes...Read the whole joke
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13 The Pope took a philosophy professor...
- The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a large lake. As they drif...Read the whole joke
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14 The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle...
- The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue, finally gave up a...Read the whole joke
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15 The priest was preparing a man...
- The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night.Whispering firmly, the priest s...Read the whole joke
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16 The Reverend
- The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautif...Read the whole joke
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17 The same thing
- A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,"I had an affair with a woman... almost."...Read the whole joke
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18 The three truths in life
- There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah....2. Protestants do no...Read the whole joke
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19 The three wise men are out for a stroll when...
- The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a stable. The three of them decide to ...Read the whole joke
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20 The wrong definition
- Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the 'Bible Belt,'there lived a Baptist minister with...Read the whole joke
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21 There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope...
- There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It was stormy outside, and the plane wa...Read the whole joke
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22 There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for...
- There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned him. The Salva...Read the whole joke
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23 This fellow comes to confession...
- This fellow comes to confession. "Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned."The priest asked, "W...Read the whole joke
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24 This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to...
- This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet....Read the whole joke
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25 This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided...
- This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the golf course. After arrivin...Read the whole joke
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