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	<title>Funny Jokes &#187; Animal Jokes</title>
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		<title>A Robber and a Parrot</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Mar 2011 05:30:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. &#8220;Jesus is watching you!&#8221; &#8220;who&#8217;s there?&#8221; The robber said But no sound was heard. So he kept going and he heard it two more times when he spotted a parrot. &#8220;What&#8217;s your name,&#8221; the robber asked. &#8220;Cocodora&#8221; said the parrot. &#8220;Now, what kind of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Turtle Recall</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Mar 2011 05:23:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[baby elephant]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[deep in the jungle]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephant&#8217;s tail, really hard. Years later, the same elephant, now grown up, is by the same river, having a drink with his giraffe buddy, when the same [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Catching a White Elephant</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Mar 2011 05:01:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Go to an place where there are white elephants.  Bring with you a muffin (with raisins).  Climb a tree.  When the white elephant is close, drop the muffin (with raisins) in front of it.  The white elephant will be happy, and eat the muffin (with raisins).  White elephants like muffins (with raisins).  Repeat this procedure [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Dangerous Job</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 07:58:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[private parts]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book and sure enough finds an ad for &#8220;Gorilla Pest Control.&#8221; When he asks if they can remove the gorilla, the service guy asks, &#8220;Is it male or female?&#8221; &#8220;Male,&#8221; he replies. &#8220;Oh yeah, we can do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Footless Parrot</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 06:21:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not communicating at all and he&#8217;s lonesome so he goes to a pet store thinking a pet might help. The store he happened to walk into specialized in parrots. As he wanders down the rows of parrots he notices one with no feet. Surprised [...]]]></description>
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		<title>German Shepherd on Golf Course</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 14:15:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing when his zipper got caught in the rhinestones on the back of her skirt. Needless to say this was embarrassing to both of them since their relationship had been purely platonic. They decided to walk together in this lock-step back to the clubhouse [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A little girl was out with her Grandmother&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 14:12:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk. &#8220;What are they doing, Grandma?&#8221; asked the little girl. The grandmother was embarrased, so she said, &#8220;The dog on top has hurt his paw, and the one underneath is carrying him to the doctor.&#8221; They&#8217;re [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A police officer came upon a terrible wreck&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 14:02:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said “I wish you could talk.” The monkey looked up at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pray Hard</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 06:28:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[female parrots]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him,&#8221;Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing.&#8221; &#8220;What do they say,&#8221; the priest inquired. They say, &#8220;Hi, we&#8217;re prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?&#8221; &#8220;That&#8217;s obscene!&#8221; the priest exclaimed, &#8220;I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Punishment that fits the crime</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 06:25:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is a poodle, one is a schnauzer and the other is a great Dane. The poodle turns to the schnauzer and asks “why are you here?” The schnauzer responds, “I’m 17 years old. I don’t see or hear very well. I’ve been [...]]]></description>
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