Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best. The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had hardly a chance. The second,a lion,based his claim on his strength. No animal in the forest dared to challenge him. ...
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of a farmhouse in the country. One day, the papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, “Mmmmmm, I smell sausage!” The momma mole poked her head outside of the hole and said, “Mmmmm, I smell pancakes!” The baby ...
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal shows him is quarters, he asks the corporal, “The base is rather isolated, what do the men do for female companionship?” The corporal replies, “On Fridays, they let us use the camels.” The lieutenent can”t beleive it. ...
A new lieutenant in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal shows him quarters, he asks the corporal, “The base is rather isolated, what do the men do for female companionship?” The corporal replies, “On Fridays, they let us use the camels.” The lieutentent is disgusted, but says ...
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain in the French Foreign Legion pulling and tugging on a camel, but the camel won’t budge. The woman stops and says, “Captain! Do you need some help with the camel?” The legionarie tells her the camel won’t budge but she’s welcome ...
Q:Â What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it? A:Â None. It just lets out a little wine. ...
Two guys are walking down a road when they come across a deep hole beside it. Being curious, they go over and check it out. When they look down, they are surprised to find they can’t see the bottom. So they drop a couple of rocks down the hole and listen… Nothing. One of them ...
A young boy was living with his mother, as his parents had divorced. One Sunday, she decided to take him to the zoo for the first time in his life. As they passed the various assortment of animals, she would tell the little boy what they were called and make him repeat it. After the ...
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per hour when suddenly he noticed a 3-legged chicken running at the same speed beside his truck. Though he thought this odd, the man decided to speed up so he wouldn’t cause an accident with the chicken. The man sped up to ...
A talent scout is walking down the street and comes across a man and his dog. The little dog is singing. He has a lovely voice and the talent scout says, “Come to my office. I want to sign you and this marvelous dog to a contract. This dog can make us both rich.” The ...