Why did the raccoon cross the road? · Posted in Animal Jokes Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn”t, he got hit by a car. VN:F [1.9.13_1145]please wait...Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)VN:F [1.9.13_1145]Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)Popularity: 2% [?]Be Sociable, Share! TweetHello there! If you are new here, you might want to subscribe to the RSS feed for updates on this topic.No related posts. Tags: car, cross, didn, raccoon, road