Blonde Goes Ice Fishing
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got all her gear together and headed out to the ice.
When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Then suddenly she heard a voice that said: “There are no fish in there”.
So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same voice spoke again and told her there were no fish in there.
So she moves again, and the voice tells her there are no fish in there. So she looks up and sees an irritated man staring down at her.
“How do you know there are no fish there?” asks the blonde.
So the man coolly says “Well first of all, this is a hockey rink, and second of all, you’re going to have to pay for those holes.”
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This is very mean to blondes im not stupid most blondes aren’t.
Why are all Blonde Jokes based on girls? Why not Guys?
Here is a Guy Blonde Joke (:
Three Male blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.
After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, The Genie said, “I will grant three wishes, one for each of you.”
The first said, “I wish I were smarter.”
So, he became a redhead.
The second blonde said, “I wish I were smarter than he is.”
He became a brunette.
The third blond ordered, “I wish I were smarter than both of them!”
So, he became a Woman.
I totally agree! Almost all of the kids who are in my honor roll are blonde! natural blondes are rarely ever stupid! it is the ones who die their hair blonde.
Chill blondes theres millions of jokes about everything!!!!!!!
lols dont be upset blondes, i am brunnette somewhere from asia.. we have this saying ” who ever gets hit by a falling stone from heaven shouldnt be angry”
got it? so just chill out and just laugh up it out loud!
it means- if you reacted then you are what they are saying you are..