Even More Blonde Q and A ‘s
Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES?
A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.
Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE THINK OF THE NEW COMPUTER?
A: She didn”t like it because she couldn”t get MTV.
Q: What do UFO”s and smart blondes have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q: How do you make a blond laugh on Monday mornings?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!
Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde?
A: 3 feet tall, and a flat head to rest your beer on.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don”t. They”re born that way.
Q: Why do blondes hate MandMs?
A: They”re too hard to peel.
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find MandM shells all over the kitchen floor.
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an MandM factory? A
: Proofreading.
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the MandM factory?
A: For throwing out the W”s.
Q: Why don”t blondes like making KOOL-AID?
A: Because they can”t fit 8 cups of water in the little packet
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