Even more blonde Q and A’s
Q: What”s the first thing a blonde does after sex?
A: Opens the car door.
Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sex?
A: Kick open the car door.
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?
A: More leg room.
Q: What do blondes say after sex?
A: “Are you boys all in the same band?”
Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn.
Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A: Because she”s been laid all over the country.
Q: What important question does a blonde ask her mate before having sex ?
A: Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate?
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
A: She drops her nail-file
Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde”s ear?
A: Data transfer.
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A wine cellar.
Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes?
A: Peroxide.
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They”re both empty from the neck up.
Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said “DON”T WALK”.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn”t wake up the sleeping pills.
