In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth — if you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. The brunette goes first. “I think Im the smartest ...
Blonde: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?” Woman: “It’s 11:25 PM.” Blonde: (confused look on face) “You know, it’s the weirdest thing, I’ve asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer.” ...
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work one day and the blonde had a rope around her waist. The brunette asked why the rope was around her waist. The blonde said that she was trying to commit suicide. The brunette said, “You put it around your neck!” The ...
Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks. The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, “I think they could be bird tracks.” The second blonde went to look and said, “No, I think these are deer tracks.” They stepped aside and the third blonde went ...
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: I can’t seem to get this door unlocked! Second Blonde: Well you better hurry up. It’s starting to rain and the top is down! ...
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head all went to an antique store and saw a beautiful old mirror. The lady working at the store said, “This is a magic mirror. You must say something true. And if it’s true, your wish will come true. If it’s not true, you will disappear.” The blonde, ...
Last week, I was grocery shopping at our local supermarket. When I got to the checkout line, there was a beautiful young blonde woman right ahead of me. As she placed her groceries on the checkout stand, the grocery bagger courteously asked the blonde woman, “Paper or plastic?” “It doesn’t matter,” she replied. “I’m bi-sacksual.” ...
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor. Q: Why do men like blonde jokes? A: Because they can understand them. Q: What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair? A: Last year’s hide-and-go-seek winner. ...
Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES? A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans. Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE THINK OF THE NEW COMPUTER? A: She didn”t like it because she couldn”t get MTV. Q: What do UFO”s and smart blondes have in common? A: You ...
A dumb blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, “Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test.” “OH, NO!” exclaimed the blonde. But Saint Peter said not to worry, because he would make it an easy test. “Who ...