A blonde who”s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking for odd jobs to do when she approaches a large house. She goes up to the house, rings the bell and the owner comes to the door.He asks the lady what he can do for her. The blonde tells him of ...
‘Three women are about to be executed. One”s a brunette, one”s a redhead, and one”s a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready . . . Aim . . .” Suddenly the brunette yells, “Earthquake!!” Everyone is ...
Q: What”s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car door. Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sex? A: Kick open the car door. Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs? A: More leg room. Q: What do blondes say after sex? A: “Are you boys all ...
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They had decided the previous evening whilst in the pub to try and swim the English channel. After some discussion, they decided the quickest way would be to do the breast stroke, so off they set. One day later the Redhead reached ...
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone. Q: What was the blonde psychic”s greatest achievment? A: An IN-body experience! Q: What”s a blonde”s favorite nursery rhyme? A: Humpme Dumpme. Q: How do you make a blonde”s eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in ...
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone. Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant. Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down. Q: What do ...
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “I”ve kidnapped you.” She then wrote a note saying, “I”ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, ...
Q: What”s a blonde”s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? A: She turned it over and used the other side. Q: How do you change a blonde”s mind? A: Blow in her ear. Q: ...
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on an island. One day they found a genie and he said he would grant them three wishes.All three of them agreed that each of them would get one wish each. The brunette said, “I wish I was home in my bed ...
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde? A:Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won”t follow you around for a week. ...