Funny Jokes Blonde Jokes

What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you bang them the looser they get. ...

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he”s doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: “I”ve heard enough of your stupid ...

This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drink. So she puts some more change in and pushed another button and out comes a drink. She keeps putting change in and pushing buttons and getting drinks. Here comes a man and asks ...

what do you get when you cross the pillsbury dough boy with a blonde?? a whiney bitch with a yeast infection ...

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. They are all on a plane having a good time. All of the sudden the pilot comes over the speaker and tells them that they have run out of fuel so they must jump. They all start freaking out and they don’t know what to ...

Q. What do you call a pimple on a blonde’s ass? A. A brain tumor. ...

A blond and a brunette jump off a cliff. Guess which one hits the ground first? The brunette. The blond had to stop for directions ...

Two blondes went to the pound where each adopted a puppy. The joy of their new best friend was quickly overshadowed when they got home and the first blonde said, “I think we’re in trouble, how are we going to tell them apart?” This lead to several hours of concentration until finally, the second blonde ...

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms ...

A blonde woman was standing at the pop machine; she put in her money and pressed the Coke button and out came a can of Coke. She looked at it and smiled. She took out a dollar, put it in the pop machine pressed the 7Up button and out came a can of 7Up. She ...