Funny Jokes Blonde Jokes

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least 5 pounds.” When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by ...

Jane, a young blonde woman, was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days, but finally she returned. Her friend, Susan, never saw Jane looking so sad. “Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days. Glad you got back okay. ...