Some more blonde Q & A’s
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: What was the blonde psychic”s greatest achievment?
A: An IN-body experience!
Q: What”s a blonde”s favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.
Q: How do you make a blonde”s eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: What”s the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
A: You don”t know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.
Q: Why don”t blondes eat Jello?
A: They can”t figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
Q: Why don”t blondes eat bananas?
A: They can”t find the zipper.
Q: What will a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Q: Why don”t blondes use vibrators?
A: They chip their teeth.
Q: Why don”t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
A: Cause their balls show!
Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A: It”s the only car name they can spell.
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A: An interpreter.
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A: A mental block.
Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning?
A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.
Q: What”s the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A: Introduces herself.
Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?
A: She fell out of the tree.
Q: What”s a blonde”s idea of safe sex?
A: Locking the car door.
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