Some more blonde Q & A’s
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ?
A: Gifted!
Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: Why aren”t blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can”t even keep two calves together!
Q: What did the blonde”s right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They”ve never met.
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because, that”s where you”re supposed to wash vegetables!
Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can”t bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn”t get Hearing Aides.
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw “911″ on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: Why didn”t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She”d just blow dried her hair and she didn”t want it blown around too much.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
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