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Surprise Prize

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A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it. She notices a peel-off prize sticker on the side of her cup while she is drinking. After pulling off the tab, she begins screaming, “I won a motor home! I won a motor home!”

The waitress runs over and argues, “That’s impossible. The biggest prize given away was a stereo system!”

The blonde replies, “No. I won a motor home!”

By this time, the manager makes his way over to the table, and he too argues, “You couldn’t possibly have won a motor home because we didn’t have that as one of our prizes.”

Again the blonde says, “There is no mistake! I won a motor home!”

The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, “WIN A BAGEL.”

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20 Responses to “Surprise Prize”

  1. I don’t get it.

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  2. i dnt get it :(

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  3. Yeahh i didnt get it so it cant be that funny lol :( x

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  4. I really dint get the Jokee..

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  5. its a type of car (i think) :L

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  6. its supposed to be a winabego

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  7. i don’t understand the joke so i don’t think it is that funny. :)

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  8. Win a bagel= winnebago (a motor home)

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  9. SUCK MI DICK says:

    WINABAGO DIPSHITS i got it and ur fucking fuck fuck fuck me fuck

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  10. win a bagel.. winebago… its a type of motorhome .

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  11. lucky to be alive says:

    It probably said you have won a bagel…wonabagel…winnabego…not too funny though when most people have to stop and think a lot about it. After a given length of time the joke looses.

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  12. death eater says:

    that is stupid that didnt make anyone say lol

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  13. i dont get it !!!!! but i think its cuz i am blonde

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  14. DONT GET IT? it is so halarious how can u not get it. SHE MISTAKES A BAGEL FOR A MOTORHOME. THIS IS SERIESLY THE FUNNIEST JOKE IN THe world. WTF is wrong with ppl this joke is lameous.

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  15. yall are stupid people this is halirious i guess it takes a blonde to no a joke

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  16. its a car

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  17. pure crap.

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  18. HAHAHAHAHA OMG I get it xD thats so funny! I dont get how everyone else doesnt get it haha thats funny!

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  19. Theat sucked big 8——->

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  20. Hahahahaha! Such a good one!!
    For those who dont get it- Win A Bagel- Winnabaigo; its a motor home.
    Hahaha

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