There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, or Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the population reference bureau). At an average (census) ...
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did my parents, so I never got anything! – Charlie Viracola ...
I think the real miracle of Christmas is how I get through it each year without killing my relatives! – Reno Goodale ...
The Office Christmas Party What I don ‘t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day! – Phyllis Diller ...
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas! – Johnny Carson ...
Here ’s a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick and mail it out as a fruitcake! – Julie Brown. ...
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but ...