Funny Jokes Blonde Jokes

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn’t be murder; it would be genocide! ...

I wish you were all here. I don’t like to think there is more! ...

You must have a low opinion of people if you think they’re your equals. ...

People can’t say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority! ...

You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that’s all they’re good for. ...

They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none. ...

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you’ve never used it. ...

I hear you pick your friends — to pieces!! ...

Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people’s hair. ...

Is your name Laryngitis? You’re a pain in the neck. ...