‘What a woman says: “This place is a mess C”mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and you”ll have no clothes to wear, if we don”t do laundry right now!” What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, C”mon blah, blah, blah, blah, you and I blah, ...
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. ...
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children. ...
‘Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company. ...
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. “Louise, ” he moaned, “Tell ...
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their news show. The first candidate walks in, and the boss says, “This job requires you to notice a lot of details. What is one thing you notice about me? ” The guy says, “Well damn! You got no ears man! ” ...
Element Name: MAN Symbol: XY Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50) Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging. Samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples. Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with ...
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. 2. If you don ‘t want to dress like Victoria ‘s Secret, girls, don ‘t expect us to act like soap opera guys. 3. If we say something that can be interpreted ...
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant. The 82 year old man goes to the Dr. to see what the DR had to say about the wife being pregnant. The Dr. said let me tell you a story about this 82 year old man I know, This man ...