1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show! 2. I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 kilo at a time. 3. I’ll finish what Bill started — the interns. 4. Like father, like son. You liked my dad, right? 5. Vote for the GOP, Not OPP. 6. I promise no sex scandal: just look at me. 7. ...
Since I couldn’t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online, I decided to write one myself. There are three parts to this game. The first section applies to either candidate, and the next two are specific to John Kerry or George W. Bush. Part A – Either Candidate Have a small drink ...
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only reason why you would be elected for President is due to the enormous power and influence of your father. ” “That notion is ridiculous! ” mocked George Jr. “It doesn ‘t matter how powerful the man is. He can only vote once! ...
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah thought ah paid it! ...
George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing spin control on his past drug problems. “Dubya, ” said his PR guy, “We ‘ve got to know, are the rumors true about your using cocaine in college. ” “It ’s true, ” replied Bush, “but it isn ‘t my fault. My ...
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone is yelling and screaming. One of the President ’s cabinet advisors whispers advice into his ear, at which point Bill stands up and throws Hillary out onto the field. The crowd goes deathly silent and the advisor says, “No, sir, what I said ...
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies. One of the officers in the class begins by asking the first question, “Will we have to fight a World War Three? ” “Yes, comrades, looks ...
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded! ” the American President cried, “My people ’s favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster! ” “Bill, da Canadian pipple would be ‘appy to do anyt ‘ing wit ‘in der power to ‘help you, ” replied the Prime ...