A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, “Sir, I couldn ‘t help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking? ” The man gets really indignant and says, “Officer, I couldn ‘t help but notice your ...
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A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all the meetings, she decided she would go to the roof of the hotel she was staying in and sunbathe to help her relax. She went to the top of the hotel, stripped down, and layed face down on the roof. After ...
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver. “I ‘ll bet you ‘re back there ...