3 women went out drinking and decided to have a contest of who could get the drunkest The next day the women all got together. The first woman said I drove my car into a ditch. The second woman said I blew chunks. The third woman said I burned down my house. After they all said their stories the third ...
Marriage was invented because it ’s only so much fun to cheat at cards. ...
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt! ...
I haven ‘t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don ‘t like to interrupt her. ...
How do you know when a woman ’s about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with “A man once told me …. “ ...
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink. ...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine, will never be able to support you. ...
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women ’s husband ’s funeral service. The friend asks the woman if her husband had any life insurance, and the widow answered her. “Well, he had $10,000 in life insurance, but it is all gone. ” “All gone? “, the friend asks, ...
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large enough to see over the dashboard. As they cruised along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went right on through.The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, “I must be losing it, I could ...