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		<title>Proof That Santa Doesn&#8221;t Exist &#8211; For Nerds!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 08:17:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, or Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the population reference bureau). At an average (census) [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Believing in Santa</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 05:17:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did my parents, so I never got anything! &#8211; Charlie Viracola]]></description>
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		<title>The Miracle of Christmas</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 05:17:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think the real miracle of Christmas is how I get through it each year without killing my relatives! &#8211; Reno Goodale]]></description>
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		<title>The Office Christmas Party</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 05:16:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Office Christmas Party What I don &#8216;t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day! &#8211; Phyllis Diller]]></description>
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		<title>Christmas at the Post Office</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 05:15:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas! &#8211; Johnny Carson]]></description>
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		<title>Homemade Bargain Gift</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 05:14:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here &#8216;s a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick and mail it out as a fruitcake! &#8211; Julie Brown.]]></description>
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		<title>Love, Santa</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 05:12:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, [...]]]></description>
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