Funny Jokes Blonde Jokes

10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.
9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.
8. Shows up at barn raisings in full “Kiss ” makeup.
7. When you criticize him, he yells, “Thou sucketh! ”
6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by “Jeb Daddy. ”
5. Defiantly says, “If I had a radio, I ‘d listen to disco!. ”
4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.
3. Uses slang expression: “Talk to the hand, cause the beard ain ‘t listening. ”
2. Was recently pulled over for “driving under the influence of cottage cheese. ”
1. He ‘s wearing his big black hat backwards.

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