‘Ten ways to know that you”re addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL. 9) You tell your computer you love it, more than you tell your spouse. Your house catches on fire and you run home to save your computer before your family. 7) Your computer is your ONLY ...
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start all over! To get your daily exercise, just click on “run”! If you needed a break from life, click on suspend. Hit “any key” to continue life when ready. To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster. To ...
486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC. State-of-the-art: Any computer you can”t afford. Obsolete: Any computer you own. Microsecond: The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete. G3: Apple”s new Macs that make you say ”Gee, three times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ...
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now they”re in heaven, and God is sitting on the great golden throne. God addresses Al first. “Al, what do you believe in?” Al replies, “Well, I believe that the internal combustion Engine is the root of all evil and that we ...
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying “NERDS NOT ALLOWED-ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!” He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, says he smells kind of ...
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter”s computer cost quite a bit.” BOOT – What your friends give you because you spend too much time bragging about your computer skill. BUG – What your eyes do after you stare at the tiny green computer screen for more than 15 minutes. ...
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter”s computer cost quite a bit.” BOOT – What your friends give you because you spend too much time bragging about your computer skill. BUG – What your eyes do after you stare at the tiny green computer screen for more than 15 minutes. ...
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to America? Well the last question on the test was to use pink, green and yellow in a sentence. So when the Mexican had his turn he answered the last question: “When the phone goes ‘GREEN GREEN GREEN ‘ I PINK it ...