A Thief and his Lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. Later that day Carlson came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing.
“Your honor, ” he said, “I wanna get out a warrant for that dirty lawyer of mine. ”
“Why ? ” asked the judge. “He won your acquittal. What do you want to have him arrested for? ”
“Well, your honor, ” replied Carlson, “I didn ‘t have the money to pay his fee, so he went and took the car I stole.
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