Dying Woman Needs Brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that she would need the transplant of a one-pound brain.
The doctor then asked, “What type of brain do you want? ”
“What type? ” the woman asked.
“Yes, ” replied the doctor. “There is a substantial difference in price. For example, a one-pound brain of a surgeon costs $60,000, while you can get a one-pound brain of a nuclear physicist for $50,000, and so on. “Can you give me a one-pound lawyer ‘s brain?
Ever since I was a little girl I ‘ve dreamed of being a trial attorney. ”
“That ‘s $250,000, ” the doctor replied.
“Why so much? ” the woman asked.
“That ‘s over four times what a surgeon ‘s brain costs. ”
“Do you have any idea how many lawyers it takes to produce a pound of brain? ” the doctor replied.
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