Half of Everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They decide to rub it.A genie pops out. He says, “I will grant you each one wish, but there ‘s a catch. Whatever you wish for, a lawyer will get 2 times more than that. “The first guy says, “I want a million dollars. ” The genie says, “Are you sure? ”
He says yes. *poof* The guy has one million dollars, and a lawyer gets two million.The second guy says “I want a new car. ” The genie says, “A lawyer is getting two new cars then. ” The guy says, “Oh well. I want my car. ” *poof* He has a new porche.The third guy says, “I want to be beaten half to death. “
