About Last Night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.
After a trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. “Louise, ” he moaned, “Tell me what went on last night. Was it as bad as I think? ”
“Even worse, ” she assured him in her most scornful tone. “You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and insulted the chairman of the company to his face. ”
“He ‘s an arrogant, self-important prick, piss on him! ”
“You did. All over his suit, ” Louise informed him.
“And he fired you. ” ”
Well, screw him, ” said John.
“I did, said Louise, “You ‘re back at work on Monday. “
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