Bosses
My Boss frequently gets lost in thought. That’s because it’s unfamiliar territory.
My Boss said to me, “What you see as a glass ceiling, I see as a protective barrier.”
My Boss needs a surge protector. That way his mouth would be buffered from surprise spikes in his brain.
He’s given automobile accident victims new hope for recovery. He walks, talks and performs rudimentary tasks, all without the benefit of a SPINE.
Some people climb the ladder of success. My Boss walked under it.
“I see you’ve had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you’re under-qualified for our entry level positions.”
“We’re only hiring one summer intern this year and we won’t start interviewing candidates for that position until the Boss’ daughter finishes her summer classes.
Boss talking to his staff ” I’m sorry if I ever gave you the impression your input would have any effect on my decisions!”
Boss to his assistant “I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.”
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