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		<title>Office Game</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 04:59:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a way to spice up your office. Pick two or three colleagues and agree to play the Office Game which awards points as follows: ONE POINT Run one lap around the office at top speed. Walk sideways to the photocopier. Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk. When they&#8217;re not looking, pour [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Resume Bloopers</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 04:58:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[These are from actual resumes: &#8220;Personal: I&#8217;m married with 9 children. I don&#8217;t require prescription drugs. &#8220;I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don&#8217;t let them know of my immediate availability.&#8221; &#8220;Qualifications: I am a man filled with passion and integrity, and I can act on short notice. I&#8217;m a class act [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WOW!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 03:29:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young engineer who was fresh out of MIT, &#8220;What starting salary were you thinking about?&#8221; The Engineer said, &#8220;In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.&#8221; The interviewer said, &#8220;Well, what would you say to a package of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bosses</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 03:29:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My Boss frequently gets lost in thought. That&#8217;s because it&#8217;s unfamiliar territory. My Boss said to me, &#8220;What you see as a glass ceiling, I see as a protective barrier.&#8221; My Boss needs a surge protector. That way his mouth would be buffered from surprise spikes in his brain. He&#8217;s given automobile accident victims new [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bosses Are Different</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 03:28:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When you take a long time, you&#8217;re slow. When your boss takes a long time, he&#8217;s thorough. When you don&#8217;t do it, you&#8217;re lazy. When your boss doesn&#8217;t do it, he&#8217;s too busy. When you make a mistake, you&#8217;re an idiot. When your boss makes a mistake, he&#8217;s only human. When doing something without being [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Three Envelopes</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 03:27:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes. &#8220;Open one of these if you run up against a problem you don&#8217;t think you can solve,&#8221; he said. Things went along pretty [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Performance</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 03:26:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race on the Detroit River. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance. On the big day, they were as ready as they could be. The Japanese team won by a mile. Afterwards, the American team became [...]]]></description>
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