1. Uh-oh… 2. Oh S***! 3. What the heck?!? 4. Go get your backup tape. (You DO have a backup tape?) 5. That”s SOOOOO bizarre. 6. Wow!! Look at this… 7. Hey!! The Suns don”t do this. 8. Terminated?!? 9. What software license?!? 10. Well, it”s doing SOMETHING… 11. Wow…that seemed fast… 12. I got ...
A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking a walk outdoors during their lunch break when they come upon an old brass lamp. They pick it up and dust it off. Poof — out pops a genie.”Thank you for releasing me from my lamp-prison. I can grant you 3 ...
‘My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer. ...
Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab. Because the computer said you have performed an illegal operation and will be shutdown. ...
‘Ten ways to know that you”re addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL. 9) You tell your computer you love it, more than you tell your spouse. Your house catches on fire and you run home to save your computer before your family. 7) Your computer is your ONLY ...
Eariler this week I went to the guy who invented the hokey pokey”s funeral. It was a weird funeral. First they put his left leg in,then took his left leg out,they put his left leg in and they shaked it all about. Then they put his right leg in and then his right leg out,they ...
‘The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. You can tell Republicans are in power. “Pollution? It”s those damn trees.” Jay Leno ...
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start all over! To get your daily exercise, just click on “run”! If you needed a break from life, click on suspend. Hit “any key” to continue life when ready. To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster. To ...
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head all went to an antique store and saw a beautiful old mirror. The lady working at the store said, “This is a magic mirror. You must say something true. And if it’s true, your wish will come true. If it’s not true, you will disappear.” The blonde, ...
Last week, I was grocery shopping at our local supermarket. When I got to the checkout line, there was a beautiful young blonde woman right ahead of me. As she placed her groceries on the checkout stand, the grocery bagger courteously asked the blonde woman, “Paper or plastic?” “It doesn’t matter,” she replied. “I’m bi-sacksual.” ...