The complaint letter from Judi: We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the the dum stoopid jokes about us. We think this is hairassment. It causes us grate stress and makes our roots turn dark. We have hired a loyer and he is talking to the loyers at Clairol. We will take this ...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends. Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row! Judi: That”s nothing; last night I had over a hundred. Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good. Judi: (looking shocked) Oh, you mean with one guy. ...
‘Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? A. It took her a month to realize she could play it at night. ...
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her hair and dyed it brown, and set off for a drive. She wanted to do random acts of kindness to see if it would change her life. While driving through the countryside, she came across a farmer who was trying to ...
‘What a woman says: “This place is a mess C”mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and you”ll have no clothes to wear, if we don”t do laundry right now!” What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, C”mon blah, blah, blah, blah, you and I blah, ...
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. ...
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children. ...
‘Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company. ...
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start! ...
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common? They both have a one in a million chance of being human. ...