A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you help me when you get home?” “Sure,” he replies. “What”s the problem?” “Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can”t even find the edge pieces.” “Look on the box,” he said. “There”s always a picture of what the puzzle ...
A blonde who”s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking for odd jobs to do when she approaches a large house. She goes up to the house, rings the bell and the owner comes to the door.He asks the lady what he can do for her. The blonde tells him of ...
‘Three women are about to be executed. One”s a brunette, one”s a redhead, and one”s a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready . . . Aim . . .” Suddenly the brunette yells, “Earthquake!!” Everyone is ...
Q: What”s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car door. Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sex? A: Kick open the car door. Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs? A: More leg room. Q: What do blondes say after sex? A: “Are you boys all ...
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They had decided the previous evening whilst in the pub to try and swim the English channel. After some discussion, they decided the quickest way would be to do the breast stroke, so off they set. One day later the Redhead reached ...
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone. Q: What was the blonde psychic”s greatest achievment? A: An IN-body experience! Q: What”s a blonde”s favorite nursery rhyme? A: Humpme Dumpme. Q: How do you make a blonde”s eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in ...
Marriage was invented because it ‘s only so much fun to cheat at cards. ...
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt! ...
I haven ‘t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don ‘t like to interrupt her. ...
How do you know when a woman ‘s about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with “A man once told me …. “ ...