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Protesting I ‘m against picketing, but I don ‘t know how to show it. - Mitch Hedberg ...

Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja day: the strange feeling that none of this has ever happened before - George Carlin ...

The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under the new rules, you”re allowed to claim two or more chins as dependents. -Conan O”Brien ...

The IRS says they can ‘t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they don ‘t have addresses for the taxpayers. Yeah, they can ‘t find you when they owe YOU money - Jay Leno ...

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin ...

My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination. It ‘s a flat fee. - Wendy Liebman ...

I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did it as a warning to the other organs in my body to shape up or they ‘re out of there - Charlie Viracola ...

I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat ” ultimatum. Giving candy to grateful, adorable children or receiving a bag of flaming animal excrement on your doorstep- is this a choice? – Jerry Seinfeld ...

’10. It doesn”t snow in Hell. 9. Everyone has heard of Hell. 8. It”s more fun getting into Hell. 7. You can”t fail out of Hell. 6. At least you can sleep in Hell. 5. Hell is forever, college just seems like it. 4. People smile in Hell. 3. You only have to sell your ...

1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you. 2. You chew on your roommate ‘s fingernails. 3. You can jump-start your car without cables. 4. You do twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it ‘s not plugged in. 5. You can ‘t remember your second cup. 6. You have a picture of your ...