Funny Jokes Blonde Jokes

Here ‘s a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick and mail it out as a fruitcake! – Julie Brown. ...

Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, ...

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone. Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant. Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down. Q: What do ...

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “I”ve kidnapped you.” She then wrote a note saying, “I”ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, ...

Q: What”s a blonde”s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? A: She turned it over and used the other side. Q: How do you change a blonde”s mind? A: Blow in her ear. Q: ...

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on an island. One day they found a genie and he said he would grant them three wishes.All three of them agreed that each of them would get one wish each. The brunette said, “I wish I was home in my bed ...

Why is a washing machine better than a blonde? A:Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won”t follow you around for a week. ...

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A1: You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball. A2: You can”t fit the blonde in the bowling ball. A3: There is no difference. They”re both round and have three holes to poke. A4: You don”t eat your bowling ball. ...

A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair. The woman takes the blonde’s headphones off and cuts her hair. At the end, the woman asks how she likes her hair but, to her surprise the blonde is dead! ...

It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big ...