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what do you get when you cross the pillsbury dough boy with a blonde?? a whiney bitch with a yeast infection ...

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. They are all on a plane having a good time. All of the sudden the pilot comes over the speaker and tells them that they have run out of fuel so they must jump. They all start freaking out and they don’t know what to ...

Q. What do you call a pimple on a blonde’s ass? A. A brain tumor. ...

A blond and a brunette jump off a cliff. Guess which one hits the ground first? The brunette. The blond had to stop for directions ...

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Q: Are you sexually active? A: No, I just lie there. ...

Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of golf? A: It”s still your turn! ...

Q: What”s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A: When a golfer lies he doesn”t have to bring anything home to prove it! ...

Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again after swinging. Oxymoron: an easy par three. A hack: when your divot flies further than your ball. Bad golfer: someone who can take strokes off his game only with an eraser. Duffer: the only guy in the world who has an ...

Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer teed off and hit a dribbler about 60 yards. He turned to the pro and asked, “What did I do wrong?” The pro replied, “Loft.” The next golfer teed off and duck hooked the ball into the woods. He asked the ...

Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally correct? Instead of saying the golfers have handicaps, they say they”re stroke-challenged! ...