Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the first friend, “I can always tell who the golfers are in church.” “How’s that?” asked his friend. “It’s easy,” he said. “Just look at who is praying with an interlocking grip.” ...
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter”s computer cost quite a bit.” BOOT – What your friends give you because you spend too much time bragging about your computer skill. BUG – What your eyes do after you stare at the tiny green computer screen for more than 15 minutes. ...
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains that they donÃt stock them. The man insists that he bought his last one from this store. The assistant passes man on to the pharmacist, who explains that store has never stocked such an item. The man explains he ...
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, “Congratulations sir, youÃre the new father of twins! “The man replied, “How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company. ” The ...
Then there Ãs the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch. The dentist says, “Madam, I believe you’ve got a hold of my privates. ” The woman replies, “Yes. Now, we are going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren’t we?” ...
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good news and some bad news. ” “Oh, no. Give me the good news, I guess, ” Dan replied. “They ‘re going to name a disease after you. “ ...
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young blonde in a tight-fitting bikini strolled past. The blonde looked a the doctor, smiled seductively, and murmured in a very sexy voice, “Hi there handsome. How ya doing? ” She then wiggled her backside and walked off. “Who was that? ” ...
A well known, rich business man ‘s wife broke her hip. The business man got the best orthopedic surgeon in town to do the operation, which consisted of lining up the broken hip and putting in a screw to secure it.The operation went smoothly, and the doctor sent the business man a bill for $5,000 ...
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the door to see a 6-foot-tall cockroach standing on his doorstep. The cockroach punched Pete between the eyes and scampered off.The next evening, Pete was sitting at home wen the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, the cockroach was there yet ...
There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the following method:General Practitioners know nothing and do little. Surgeons know little and do everything.Internists know everything and do nothing.Pathologists know everything and can do everything, but it ‘s usually too late. ...