A blonde, needed some extra cash, so she begged her friend at the highway department for a job – any job at all. “Sure,” he said. “I always have job openings to paint the lines down the center of the roads. Would you be interested in painting stripes?” The blonde agreed and began working immediately. ...
A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked with at a bar. The brunette suggested, “There may be a chance to sell that car easier, ...
A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come nine exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses filled and ...
Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, “Those are deer tracks.” The second blonde said, “No, those are elk tracks.” The third blonde said, “You’re both wrong, those are moose tracks.” The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them. ...
A blonde man lived on a farm. He didn’t get many visitors, so a friend went to see him. When the friend got there, the blonde was standing stiff as a board, out in the middle of the cow pasture. The friend yelled out to him, and asked what he was doing standing out there ...
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the road and ...
Three blondes got together to change a light bulb. Then one of them calls 911. Blonde: “We need help. We’re three blondes changing a light bulb.” Operator: “Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?” Blonde: “Yes.” Operator: “The power in the house in on?” Blonde: “Of course.” Operator: “And the switch is on?” Blonde: “Yes, ...
There were three women stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, “I’m going to try to swim to shore.” So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ...
Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, “Excuse me, ladies, I’d like to see your fishing licenses.” “We don’t have any,” replied the first blonde. “Well, if you’re going ...
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least 5 pounds.” When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by ...