Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded! ” the American President cried, “My people ‘s favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster! ” “Bill, da Canadian pipple would be ‘appy to do anyt ‘ing wit ‘in der power to ‘help you, ” replied the Prime Minister.
“I do need your help, ” said Clinton. “Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over? ” “Certainment! I get right on it! ” said Chretien. “Oh, and one more small favor, please? ” said Clinton. “Oui? ” “Could the condoms be red, white & blue in color, at least 10 ” long and 4 ” in diameter? ” said Clinton.
“No problem, ” replied the Prime Minister and, with that, Chretien hung up and called the President of Trojan Condoms. “I need a favor, you got to make 1,000,000 condoms right away and send ‘dem to Hamerica. ” “Consider it done, ” said the President of Trojan.
“Great! Now listen, dey hab to be bleu, blanc et rouge in colour; at least 10 ” long and 4 ” in diameter. ” “Easily done. Anything else? ” “Yah, ” said the Prime Minister, “an ‘ print ‘MADE IN CANADA, SIZE MEDIUM ‘ on each one. “
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