A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend asks, “Didn’t your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?” The businessman replies, “That’s the accountant we’re looking for.” A businessman tells his friend that his ...
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small business that he had started himself. “I need someone with an accounting degree,” the man said. “But mainly, I’m looking for someone to do my worrying ...
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his accountant.The Godfather asked the accountant, “Where”s the three million bucks you embezzled from me?” The accountant didn”t answer.The Godfather asked again, “Where”s the three million bucks you embezzled from me?” The attorney interrupted, “Sir, the man is a deaf-mute and cannot ...
‘Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. “My name is Billy. What”s yours?” asked the first boy. “Tommy,” replied the second. “My Daddy”s an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?” asked Billy. Tommy replied, “My Daddy”s a lawyer.” “Honest?” asked ...