A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers like there ‘s a telephone in his hand, then puts his palm up against his cheek and begins talking. Suspicious, the bartender walks over and tells him this is a very tough neighborhood and he doesn ‘t need any trouble here. The ...
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he doesn ‘t want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing up the stairs.Half-way up the stairs, he ...
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home. As he stumbled out the door he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the ...
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. “What’s all the ...
There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized a couple of interesting things… this is how their conversation went. Guy 1:Â Yah..I”m originally from Dublin, Ireland Guy 2:Â Really?! Me too! Guy 1:Â I went to O”Malley Highschool. Guy 2 : I did too! What year did you graduate? ...