A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does this bar serve lawyers?” “Of course we do,” replied the bartender. “Great,” said the man, “I”d like a beer… and give me a lawyer for my gator.” ...
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Walks in a Bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says “Is this a joke?” ...
12 Shots
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, “Dang, why are you drinking so fast?” The guy says, “You would be drinking fast if you had what I had.” The bartender says, “What do you have?” The guy says, “75 cents.” ...